The main reason that I have made this post is to direct your attention to a “cult” on a site that is called ASSHOLE. I am sure that many of you that visit P2K will find this to be entertaining. I really have nothing to say about this here “cult” (apparently they weren’t ”goth” enough already), since it pretty much speaks for it’s self. If you feel like joining in on Vampirefreaks.com and enter the cult, you will shortly see why I have made a post on this little gold mine. Continue Reading…
Ahh. Now that I’m taking a break from shooting the fattest fish in the barrel, I’m going to aim between the bits of gray scales and chunks of smelly, crisco-coated flesh and go for the not-so-rare goth fish. The…Vampire Freak.
Hello, Sanfox. I’m looking at you.
Now, at first glance I didn’t think this fine specimen of humanity would be worth a review. Hell, I nearly clicked the X and gave up right away. Ahh, but then I mistakenly looked beneath the photo of the fox you have as your main picture and started to take in a bit of your profile…and began to salivate.
Sex: male
Yes, male, which I doubted at first, given the huge love for foxes and the blindingly enormous amount of banners and pictures a few inches down your profile.
Age: 26
Location: fuck you, a crappy pad somewhere, New Zealand
You’re asked your location and the first thing you say is ‘fuck you’. You’re trying to sound like a hardass…in your Location. This should be fannnnnntastic.
Rating: 8.82
Rating points: 864
Now I’m not fluent in Vampire Freaks’ little rating system, but I am fairly certain that that 8.82 is out of ten. This just proves that you don’t even have to show pictures of your ugly ass to be rated above average on Vampire Freaks. All in all, ratings mean nothing on this site, and this fox fucker just proved it.
Blah, blah blah, come to the
Occupation: sociapath of unwarranted notoriety
and I can’t help but snicker.
Let me make you all aware that this happens to be a blanket term for a number of disorders. This pissant is probably too busy googling pictures of foxes (yeah, we all know you didn’t take these pictures, fuckstain, otherwise you’d have something up of your ugly ass trying to look cool with ICP makeup on) to know this, so I’m going to help out a little. Try to figure out what he’s going for with his image, here.
Now, assuming a ’sociapath’ is a sociopath, I have to ask? Are you a…psychopath? No. No, you aren’t. From what I saw on your profile, you appear to be nothing more than a little wannabe goth boy that has a thing for tiny little red doggies.
Do you suffer from…dissocial personality disorder? This is the common thing people go for when they say that they’re ’sociopaths’. If you didn’t care what people thought of you or felt, you wouldn’t hide behind a bunch of fox pictures or try and sound like some kind expert in the field of music to seem cool. And honestly, and no, I’m not looking into this very far, you have a fairly high rating on VF, which means you probably have a bunch of little friends voting for you. Nope, not this.
And lastly.
Antisocial personality disorder. Uh, let’s see. You conform, obviously, if you’re making a profile on Vampire Freaks. Several of your idols claim to suffer from the same ailment, so I can only assume you’re conforming there as well. And you’re not performing anything very recklessly, either. You’re, as I said before, hiding your real face between cute little foxes.
All in all, you’re pretending to be something you aren’t. Just. Like. Everyone. Else. On. Vampire. Freaks.
Did you think a gallery full of fox pictures and lame rockers would make you different? Yeah, so did the other 17,000 asshats over there.
Photo Gallery
Going to comment briefly on this, because, really, that’s all it deserves. He has a bunch of photos of foxes that he swiped off of Google. I’m not going to say he does this for sure, but he comes off as the sort that is probably claiming they’re his own photographs and trying to play the artsy card on chicks.
He has two folders, one of the ‘people he admires’, which consists of a bunch of asstards and bands that I, personally, don’t find all that original or entertaining. The other is a bunch of comic/anime crap, also just found on Google and uploaded to VF.
Congratulations on, even in such a mediocre community, having a mediocre photo gallery. You’re better off not even posting anything, Foxy-Boy.
Now, the fun stuff…
Industrial Music,Industrial tinged Music(yes I know the difference) and other things that you dont need to know about.
I don’t know much about Industrial music, so I guess I should be impressed that you ‘know the difference’…except that it just sounds like another moronic subgenre of music morons make up to sound cool for liking, because no one knows (or cares) what the hell they are.
‘and other things blah blah blah’…well, if I don’t need to know about it…and this question comes up alot on this fuck of a website…WHY DO YOU BOTHER POSTING ON A SOCIAL PROFILE COMMUNITY? You, like your kin, continuously contradict yourself on this piece of shit.
Intrusive and(or) Obcessed Arsewipes-FUCK OFF!!!!! Sensationalism Gossip Slander misguided fixation on famous people simply because thier famous(read a tabloid and jerk till you pop or something) discrimination without valid reason perscecution Illegal Exploitation and those dumb-arse muthafuckas that support it either due to ignorrance or less then stellar respect for ehtical conduct
So, he can’t spell. I figured that out at ’sociapath’. It’s a tired insult, but worth mentioning when someone tries to sound so ‘hardkore’. Yeah, you’re so BADASS and AWESOME, but you can’t use your Google, between fox image searches, to check the spelling on your shit? Come on.
And you hate sensationalism. Really. Do you? Let’s grab the definition of this real quick, just so I don’t have to clarify the irony here:
Sensationalism is a manner of being extremely controversial, loud, or attention-grabbing.
Says the guy making a SOCIAL profile on a site with RATINGS, swearing alot, ‘admiring’ people who are ‘unique’, with a bunch of flashing bullshit on his profile. Right. You hate sensationalism. I can see that. Yep.
Music
Full of a bunch of bands he probably just looked up and thought would look cool on a Vampire Freaks profile. Much like the rest of the goddamn thing.
You, Sanfox, are the fucking DEFINITION of poser. And the fact that so few people see it just makes me want to tear the faces off of just about everyone you’ve ever encountered in your life.
Just go become a fucking wicca, hug animals, and keep rubbing one out to photographs of them on Google.
Oh, and I guess I’ll end this how you end this joke of a social profile.
HARDCORE RULZ!!!
With the tune of Tech N9ne in the background, I do believe it’s time to move on to my next interest of misogynistic amusement. Before I go full throttle into this next complete piece of human excrement, allow me to give a short, but sweet, introduction as to how this little twat fell into my gaze. As some of you know, I at times wear synthetic hair. As a great few of you know, Infected ( an author of P2K ) happens to make said synthetic hair, or dreads, to be overly technical. Continue Reading…
My first reply since P2K has been back up. Ahh, this should be fun. And surprise, it’s from one of nebris’ whores. Continue Reading…
Well, as expected, the so called Live Journal strike, or being that well, they aren’t paid to use live journal in the first place it should be called boycott, did absolutely nothing more than clean off peoples friends page of relentless, pointless rambling for a 24 hour period. Which, by that right I suppose isn’t that bad of a thing… but all together pointless in the long run. Though I found it fun that some people actually went with the counter strike idea, I relished in the readings of a couple hundred posts just for the pure pleasure of a second point being made. Phreak2000 personally thanks you for your efforts of expunging the lapse logic of confused little boys a girls of the online world. Continue Reading…
With the introduction of ‘nebris’ into the metaphorical Phreak2000 wolf pen, I have to sit here and think of who he reminds me of.
Oh, that’s right. Everyone. Continue Reading…
I’m going to take a guess and say he tastes like chicken. Unless he ate Pope John Paul, in which case it’s probably more like jerky.
Remember, fuckspoon’s soon-to-be official home is at http://www.fuckspoon.com !
Posted here a little late, but hey.
I realize that many P2Kers don’t know or remember fuckspoon, so go ahead and check here for a refesher or just an introduction.
Visit the soon-to-be new home for fuckspoon (though only one of a few posting places) at http://www.fuckspoon.com/ !
“It is hostile little shits like this that are a prefect example of what ultimately led me to the concept of Outbreeding The Male. He seems like just a ‘kid with issues’, but give him Power and a uniform and he’d gladly send any one of you to the showers.“ - nebris
Rub-A-Dub-Dub Kiddies… dont forget behind the ears!
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