“Bangor Daily News - Substance abuse prevention groups are questioning whether it is acceptable for a “botanically brewed beverage” that contains a small amount of alcohol to be sold to minors in Maine.”

Long story short, a company is going that whole natural route and brewing soft drinks… a by product of this method of brewing leaves this tasty new beverage packing 0.05% in alcohol.  ( In before over protective, under-educated, unemployed welfare mothers! )  Yes, of course, the lethargic bon-bon munching couch warriors of America are all up in arms… about 0.05% alcohol.  SO! Lets put this into perspective real quick shall we?

  • Benadryl – 5%
  • Colgate ( Mouthwash ) - 15.3%
  • Dimetapp – 2.3%
  • Tussin – 3.5%
  • Tussin Night Relief – 25%

I could keep going, really, I could… it’s like shooting fish in a barrel,  if the weapon was a nuclear weapon, and said barrel was a shot glass… and the fish was an over weight “fetish model” dressed in vinyl looking more like 10 pounds of beef stuffed in to a 1 pound bag.  Seriously mothers of America,  you are a good percent of the reason why our country looks and sounds so fucking stupid on a daily basis.




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