Sloshed In Translation

So I was sitting here today, you know, just being my normal awesome self, when I was alerted to someone that is not filled with awesome.  Though I have to admit, I am a bit confused.. how many Hiltons are there?  Let’s see here… there’s Paris Hilton ( Not awesome ), Armor Hilton ( Not Awesome ) and now… Perez Hilton?  This completely and utterly not awesome person is a self proclaimed celebrity (  Read:  Probably has 10,000 bot accounts as friends on MySpace. )  I am going to go on the assumption that these people are basically just coming up with “e-names” involving Hilton as to ride on the not awesome coat tail of the cocaine binging human skeleton Paris “I’d suck cock for a Klondike bar” Hilton.

This person was brought to my attention because they apparently were a judge at the “Miss USA” ( Not awesome )  and got his ( Using the term very loosely ) panties in a bunch over the answer “Miss California” ( Not awesome ) had to give for how she felt about gay marriage.  She is apparently against it ( Not awesome ). 

Now, I personally think gay marriage is awesome, thus there should be no more discussion about it, BUT, I also believe in freedom of speech ( Way awesome ).  If you caught my remark above,  you will have already figured out that Perez “Take a tour of my poop-deck” Hilton walks the path of the limp wristed, which is fine, not my bag, but fine.  Though in this country of hypocrites, nothing is ever easy.  You see, Homosexuals, Pro-Lifers  ( Not awesome ), Christians ( Not awesome ), so on, so forth love their freedom of speech.  They wield it like a 9 foot black dildo just waiting to fuck start your face with all of the vigor of a herpes infected catholic school girl, but with others enact that same freedom just opposite their opinion all of the sudden they are intolerant of other peoples life choices.  Federal law being a double edged sword is a son of a bitch, ain’t it Hilton?

Though I suppose I can understand Hiltons point of view.  If I were overweight, undereducated, and butt-fucking ugly, I would more than likely go gay and blame the world for my meth addictions as well.

Yet another inferior human to add to the list of things that are obviously, not awesome.