Sloshed In Translation

You know, that planet of yours down there is getting pretty packed, and sadly that lazy slut Mother Nature just can’t be bothered to thin the herd these days.  This is why I invited abortions.  I found that the simplest solution to the problem was to let you legally murder kids… sounded like a solid plan to me but nooo, my psychotic followers had to go over the line again.

Seriously guys, abortion is just the expressway to heaven, the rocket to eternal bliss, a get out of jail free card, if you will.  Hell, I made Man, and Man had the idea, thus, it was MY IDEA.  Not to mention have you seen what most of the pro-life feminazis look like?  Sweet Jeezy Chreezy I didn’t make those bitches in my image, that was all Satan on that day… just talking about them makes me shiver a bit with fear.. and slight nausea.

So just to clear things up, abortion is cool, pro-lifers are going to hell, and I want a sandwich, and I really wish the Holy Ghost would stop cutting holes in my brand new fucking sheets.