Sloshed In Translation

Honesty, why cant any of you Christians or Catholics drive?  Is there something in your genetics that makes you completely useless to society on whole and part?  If one were to make a check list obtaining the overwhelming qualities of anyone that thinks I am going to save them it would go something along the lines of this;

• Unaccetpable of belief systems based off logcal though.
• Overly critical about trivial humor in the media.
• Sociopathetic tendencies.
• ABSOLUTLY NO FUCKING DEPTH PROCEPTION.

Seriously, do you realize those lines in the road are to keep you in your lane?  Not to drive between?  Also, turn signals were NOT made by Satan as previously suggested, its ok to use them, I promise… I mean you’re all going to hell anyways… but come on is it really that hard to shift you have a half-inch to click your blinker on? ( In the direction you are turning please. )

I have decided to smite ( over time ) any and all humans that have that stupid jesus fish sticker on their car.

All of them.

Smity Smite SMITE!