Sloshed In Translation

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As per your request for submissions to Sloshed, I wanted to include the attached photo of two of the biggest douchiest douchebags I’ve ever met…
GODSPEED!!!!

Your argument is invalid….

Mmmmm… Kabobs…

As most of you know, when someone leaves a comment so long that it in it of itself could be considered an article, I like to take the time to give it the proper attention it deserves. Seeing that said person is obviously deprived of attention at home, it just wouldn’t be right of me to not give him a little bit of myself!

To catch you up, last night I wrote a story about a angry little ginger. Naturally, he had more than a few things to say about that via comments. Now, he left said comment last night, yes, I could have responded to it then but I had a purpose with waiting until now which I will explain later in this article. So let’s get to it, shall we?

[ For those of you that wish to pull the “too long didn't read card, he's an idiot and here's the punch line ]

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I small portion of my faith in humanity has officially been restored.

My websites have always existed for simply one purpose, my own amusement… but as social networks spread like the internet equivalent of herpes it’s becoming more and more difficult to track down every single would-be coat-hanger abortion to… “play” with.  Now I know for a fact a lot of you out there have vendettas against other idiots you’ve met in this vast waste of technology we call “teh intarwebz”… why not point me in their direction?

Now you have to understand, I’m not just going to rip ANYONE apart, there has to be some viable reason for it.  I don’t care if your ex-boyfriend cheated on you with three Thai hookers, that’s not interesting to me.  I need substance, meat… as it where.  Stupid pictures, idiotic profiles, hilarious chat logs, things like that… garbage I can comment on and add my own little flavor to.

Have someone you think fits the bill? Do YOU fit the bill?  Let me know by sending the information to any of the following places;

[ Phone: (404) 939-7635 ] [ AIM: uidLucid ] [ Lucid@SloshedInTranslation.Com ]

( And yes, I will keep the source that sent it to me completely anonymous… unless otherwise specified )

Well I think I’ve had enough fun with the juggalos for a bit, lets move on to something a bit more delusional shall we? Let’s see here, whats more delusional than white kids pretending to be African American… hrmmm… OH! Twilight Fans! Let’s face it, there has never been a more amusing time in American media based around the ages 12-19 than now. Every Emo kid on the planet these days has delusions of grandeur regarding being a sparkling “vegetarian” vampires that sparkle brighter than the jazziest hands known to mankind. Continue Reading…

Well last night was an amusing time. Juggalos, internet and telephone tough-guys, good stuff. Though since then we’ve had some interesting developments, and considering that I am having my first drink of the evening I do believe it’s time to get back on the horse and play with some puppets.

Remember last night, I’m sure you do, but if not, lets start with the first voice mail. Yes, the one where he ended with calling me a “faggot” then inviting me to his “room”. Yeah, the latent homosexuality that screamed from that sentence hurt my soul… irony, anonymous calling be thy name… Continue Reading…

 Due to recent events ( Angering the overweight and undereducated ) I have decided to add a new section to Sloshed! The Mail Bag. Wee! This amazing display of linguistics comes from my comments on Stickam to your monitor via; Critter803! Who is of course… a juggalo. Continue Reading…

Angry Bob ( as Vinny has so lovingly named him ) apparently is keeping up to date on the affairs of sloshed! How sweet, first he’s calling me a fag and inviting me to his room for the snuggles, now hes right out stalking me. I feel so loved. 

At any rate, he called back! I, of course for your listening pleasure have decided include not only for listening pleasure, but for your visual pleasure his voice mail, AND a recording of us all enjoying the ballade of Angry Bob.  ( Sorry for shitty quality, the camera is dead. )

( Video brought to you by: Myself, Girl Infected, Vinny, Dystroy, Ecstasis, and Nicole )

( P.S. We still have no idea who you are big guy. )

Well it seems we got a live one from that last post! Literate as well! Nothing like being threatened not via comment, but by voice! ( Some of you will notice that earlier this week I added the means to contact me directly from your parents cell-phone [ (404) 939-7635 ] ). Well it looks like my newest little puppet is dancing just as I expected… 

Problem is, I have no idea who it is as they blocked their number. Awe… sad-face. I will call him sparky for the time being as I have been officially called out to go to his room on stickam… for reasons I can only assume revolve around him masturbating to photos of me photo-shopped with live-stock.