Sloshed In Translation

 Due to recent events ( Angering the overweight and undereducated ) I have decided to add a new section to Sloshed! The Mail Bag. Wee! This amazing display of linguistics comes from my comments on Stickam to your monitor via; Critter803! Who is of course… a juggalo.

hey motherfucker

Only on Fridays.

why did u make a blog bashing on tiff for

Wow, hey, I have an idea, be just a little bit more redundant for me… To answer your question, it amused me, just as you getting your pink little panties in a tizzy about it amuses me… just like the fact that you have a picture of you and what appears to be your grandma featuring you attempting to look like a over weight white-bred thug amuses me. Awe, angry little baby Huey.

WTF is ur problem

Alcoholism and a lot of free time.

u trying to get revenge bc she wont show u her tits or somthing.

Oh… god… just… wow. I’m going to need a wire-brush attached to a jack hammer to get that mental image out of the old noggin. Good on you for using psychological warfare though.

how bout i make a blog about u bashing on u and ur fagget ass

Seriously? Is this a honest request?! I swear to you, right here, right now, if you write a “blog” about me, send it to lucid@sloshedintranslation.com and I will post it, completely unedited, right on the front page of Sloshed. This is by no means a joke Huey, give me your worst.

look go suck a dick muthfuckaaaa

No thanks, I’m on a “dick muthfuckaaa” diet. Too many carbs… need to watch my girlish figure.

dueces to ya mom bitch

I honestly have no idea what this means… so… I suppose, thanks?