Sloshed In Translation

10 – Brittany Murphy
9 – Michael Jackson
8 – Patrick Swayze.
7 – H1N1 and every hypochondriac that fell for it.
6 – The balloon boy!
5 – Al Gore finally having to admit he’s a fucking liar.
4 – Global Warming fanatics’ finally having to admit they are gullible.
3 – Millions of Americans realizing that sometimes, “change” isn’t the best option.
2 – ANOTHER one of my sites getting shut down due to the miss-use of DMCA claims.  ( Fuck you Sticky Drama )

1 – Water on the moon.