SubscribeWell last night was an amusing time. Juggalos, internet and telephone tough-guys, good stuff. Though since then we’ve had some interesting developments, and considering that I am having my first drink of the evening I do believe it’s time to get back on the horse and play with some puppets.
Remember last night, I’m sure you do, but if not, lets start with the first voice mail. Yes, the one where he ended with calling me a “faggot” then inviting me to his “room”. Yeah, the latent homosexuality that screamed from that sentence hurt my soul… irony, anonymous calling be thy name…
Though recent events ( as of today ) have helped me learn the identity of said anonymous caller! Apparently, even fans of ICP hate this little club house of “juffalos”… ( I had to ask Girl Infected what that word meant… ) They are apparently a Stickam group called MaD HoUsE… clearly the alternating caps are for that extra dosage of 31337omfgwtfbbqhardcore… but I digress. They even have a websi… uhm… flash… they have a thing that I’m sure they consider a viable internet entity… I’ll let you look at it for yourself as well, I see no need to comment on something that pathetic.
This little club house of “juffalos” and “fat sweaty betty’s” ( Infected also taught me that term ) is ran by a man child that goes by the name of “DJ Mad House”. ( Unrelated note, why is it that anyone with Winamp, I-Tunes, and a webcam considered a DJ now days? …. anyways ). From here on out I will be referring to our little DJ friend as Gingerlo. ( Look at the picture, he’s a fucking ginger! ) Seriously, the bad ass from last night… is a soulless ginger… I was threatened by Raggedy Fucking Andy! Priceless, simply priceless.
Gingerlo hails from the mean streets of Laconia, New Hampshire… seriously? Yeah big guy, you’re a thug alright… you come from a place that last year had 1 murder… ONE… FUCKING… MURDER. Hell the last big to-do in your backwoods town was more than likely the community strawberry pie festival. Before I go into what he’s written on his little profile, lets make some logical assumptions here shall we? Here we go;
- Over-privileged
- Under-educated
- Mommy/Daddy issues
- Didn’t get a pony for Christmas
You all know I could go on amusing myself…
WHAT UP FOLKS
What’s up Doc?
FIRST OFF YOU CAN CALL ME 10 GAUGE..
“Can”, requiring I have the ability to do so, which, well…. I don’t. I’ll stick with Gingerlo, unless you wish to inform me what mammy and pappy’s nick-name is for you during Thanksgiving dinner. I bet it’s “Slugger” isn’t it. Little bitty Slugger grows up so fast! -tear-
I AM THE OWNER OF THE ONE AND ONLY MaD_HoUsE CHATROOM
Reach for the stars Gingerlo, with aspirations like that, one day, if you study hard and eat your green veggies you might even graduate to cleaning septic tanks! Just like your dear old Dad use to do before he got locked up for fornicating with the towns cow population… or so I hear…
COME ON BY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
I tried! Hell I figured I would have been welcome after that warming invitation but, well, you banned me. All talk, no action… typical. Here I thought our relationship was going so well!
That’s pretty much his introduction so I am going to have to dip in his “About Me” section here for some of the more “interesting” tid-bits… “interesting” of course directly translating to mind-numbingling-pants-on-head-retarded.
my name is vyrus.
Poor kid can’t even spell his name right, so sad.
i AM a juggalo and will be till the day i die
Oh, he IS a Juggalo! You can tell by the completely out of place caps-lock usage. Well guess what Mr. Fancy Pant’s, it seems Juggalos don’t like you. Such a sad story, *rejected by your own kind. You know, I hear suicide is popular this time of year…
if you dont like it, oh well go to someone elses page. im a nice guy and i hate people who give attitude for no reason
Read: I act like a bad ass online, but I really want people to love and accept me. Please love me, please oh please? Gingers need love too!”
so dont try it
Too late.
*If you read through the comments of some of the previous posts you will notice that this douche-nozzle connected to the sea of fail is even hated by what he claims.
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Before accusing someone of calling and leaving harrassing messages and talkin shit to you online make sure it was actually them.. before you throw a blog tantrum get your facts straight. Your public out cry for attention is histerical. Trying to get attention by mentioning mad house and myself is honestly quite sad. You are correct i was born in Laconia New Hampshire. I havent been there in a very long time so next time try paying attention to whats being said, i am FROM laconia New Hampshire, i said nothing about living there still.. who are you trying to reach with these blogs anyway?
i have no clue where your getting your information from but obviously its from an unreliable source, probably some under age kid that wasnt alloud in do to the fact there IQ level was about the same as yours. But i will say this…. im HONORED you took time out of your “busy schedule” to blog about me haha… how dorkishly nice of you. Maybe instead of blogging about folks you should focus on getting a job and out of mommy and daddys house (i have my inside sources too).. Im actually very well like in the juggalo nation, only a select few do not like me but everyone has a member of there family they dont like; and this “GINGERLO” stuff is quite humorous, i have red hair and a red gotee, how creative of you.. how long did it take you to come up with that? judging by how much effort you took into talking about me it must have taken you a painful two minutes. To be quite honest i ran your blog past a couple of people to see what they thought. they ask “why is this guy so butt hurt about mad house?” .. and honestly im asking myself that same question. I cant figure out why some 27 year old guy is having internet arguments with people. I thought the saying was “with age comes knowledge”, my friend you prove that too wrong.. Instead of acting your age you act like a 14 year old girl gossiping becuase you didnt get your way. whats next are you going to rag on hip hop because everyone that does it makes more money then you?
Its sad in this day and age when a 19 year old has to educate a man almost in his 30′s ( if you really are the age it says on your stickam profile, becuase u act a lot younger). but im going to wrap this up so what “viewers” you actually have can read it. From my understanding you have aprox. 4 subscribers, ooooo big popular man huh lol… have a good day..
– 10 Gauge A.K.A DJ_MaD_HoUsE
P.S. you are absolutely right suicide is popular around this time of year.. thats why i fully support you on giving it a try.. without you the world can prosper.
MMFWCL TO THE JUGGALO NATION
Tell ya what sparky, I will respond to your request for attention in a bit, need to take a rest, and decypher your butchering of the English language.
Thanks for dancing puppet.
well if you need to decypher it when i used correct english for the most part maybe your the one who needs to brush up on your english/grammar… I didnt mean to confuse you, But i do understand you need to take a second to answer it… take your time.
Hehe.. sorry.. I’m going to interject, guys.
I have always found a great deal of entertainment with my kid brother’s blogs. But this one caught my eye especially.. I really focused on the statement that was made about your “sources” now what I’m about to say will probably piss Lucid off (as I do like no one can, as well as he pisses me off a great deal too) But, in the interest of being in my brother’s corner.. here goes..
Your “sources” tell you that he’s living at home and not having a job? Well, he’s a network security code kid type of person named Sean… He lives in the south, and our parents live in Dana Point, CA (yes, South Orange County, CA aka Real Housewives of Orange County area.) I, myself live in La Jolla Shores, CA (eh.. John McCain’s neighborhood, actually) as a consultant for Cisco Systems, Inc. and I’m also a consultant for our wonderful US State Dept. The reason I bring this all up, is because, I see dipshit kids like you from some backwater community talking about “internet sources” and can’t help but to get a chuckle because you live in some James Bond fantasy internet spy world because you had a few bucks to run a menial internet based background check, or god forbid, one of your relatives is a hick cop who knows dick about mine or my brother’s real life. So, go ahead.. talk to your “sources” Here’s a freebee: My actual name is Justin Barnes. “Crash” is just a nickname I got when I was at a NASCAR infield party at the CA Speedway when I got hurt in an incident that involved me, a lot of booze, a skateboard, Twitch (a Metal Mullisha rider), a tow rope, and the man himself, Jeff Gordon, along with my boss referring to my following injury as “the craziest shit they’ve seen in years”.. But.. I digress.. My point is.. stop making wannabe, spy-age type threats. We’ve all seen those movies too, douchebag.. and I can personally tell you, it’s not like the movies, DJ Cum Receptacle, not at all.
and PS.. really? Juggalo? wtf is that? I rip on my brother enough as it is for being goth.. Im 30 years old and dress normal, have a career, and I’m a parent on top of it all.. I mean, I might “punk out a bit on the weekends if I go to Hollywood to see a Bad Religion show or something.. but seriously? Hardcore clowns? what the fuck is that?
Good god Justin. Hell I haven’t even read his whole response yet, I was going to get to that tonight when I get out of the office heh.
sorry
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I didn’t get a pony for Christmas either.
Well if you’d stop putting them on the BBQ you might get one next year!