Sloshed In Translation

As most of you know, when someone leaves a comment so long that it in it of itself could be considered an article, I like to take the time to give it the proper attention it deserves. Seeing that said person is obviously deprived of attention at home, it just wouldn’t be right of me to not give him a little bit of myself!

To catch you up, last night I wrote a story about a angry little ginger. Naturally, he had more than a few things to say about that via comments. Now, he left said comment last night, yes, I could have responded to it then but I had a purpose with waiting until now which I will explain later in this article. So let’s get to it, shall we?

[ For those of you that wish to pull the “too long didn't read card, he's an idiot and here's the punch line ]

Before accusing someone of calling and leaving harrassing messages and talkin shit to you online make sure it was actually them..before you throw a blog tantrum get your facts straight.

Well, I do remember saying you left threatening voice mails, but that second part? No… no recollection… let me re-read what I wrote about you real quick. Nope, never said that, poor little illiterate red-neck. This is where I get to the explanation of why I waited! You see, if it was one of his lackeys, they would have already piped up about who left the message… seeing as by tracking every hit that comes here, they’ve returned many times, yet!.. No-one has piped up. Also, the message said very specifically “My room”, showing ownership… logically speaking ( as the little wiggers that follow this douche-canoe don’t seem to posses a mind of their own and would never wish to anger their fearless man-child leader )… It was you! Ain’t psychology fun. Onward Captain Poopy-Pants!

Your public out cry for attention is histerical.

Well yes, that’s kind of the point isn’t it? Entertainment value? I’m glad you agree.

Trying to get attention by mentioning mad house and myself is honestly quite sad.

Sad? Possibly… Rather effective? Proven to be most effective. Thanks for playing!

You are correct i was born in Laconia New Hampshire.

I usually am.

I havent been there in a very long time so next time try paying attention to whats being said, i am FROM laconia New Hampshire, i said nothing about living there still..

Well, doesn’t seem by this sentence you’ll be correcting me… sooo… Hows Laconia? Dad still in prison for live stock molestation? ( So I’ve been told )

who are you trying to reach with these blogs anyway?

God. You see, I figure if I amuse the powers that be enough they will look passed my alcoholism and chronic masturbation… Gotta get in to Heaven some how!

i have no clue where your getting your information from but obviously its from an unreliable source

Hey! The voices in my head are rarely wrong! No cut that out, you’ll make them sad… and believe me, no-one wants to deal with emo psychological abnormalities.

probably some under age kid that wasnt alloud in do to the fact there IQ level was about the same as yours.

( I don’t think he realizes that he just gave a fictitious character one hell of a compliment. )

But i will say this…

Oh oh! Let me guess. “I feel like chicken tonight! Chicken tonight! Chicken tonight!”?

im HONORED you took time out of your “busy schedule” to blog about me haha…

Awe. I was hoping for a catchy jingle from my youth. Though its painfully obvious my schedule at the moment isn’t the absolute definition of busy…

how dorkishly nice of you.

Wow, I don’t think I’ve heard the term “dork” used as a disparaging term since… what… the late 80′s? Kudos to you man, bringing it back.

Maybe instead of blogging about folks you should focus on getting a job and out of mommy and daddys house (i have my inside sources too)

Man your inside sources must be taking some psychotically amazing drugs. Tell them to share! I haven’t had a good trip in a long ass time. Though I suppose you’re correct in one aspect of that sentence, I do not in fact have a job. I have a career. Though hey, I’ll see you at work tomorrow, and remember I like extra onions on my burgers.

Im actually very well like in the juggalo nation

Really? Judging by the comments left here apparently you’re a pretty big failure in your scene. Though I suppose self induced reverse psychology is a viable means of existence.

only a select few do not like me but everyone has a member of there family they dont like;

Speaking from personal experience I assume? So how are family gatherings anyways? Have they let you join the adults table yet?

and this “GINGERLO” stuff is quite humorous

I agree, good to know you’ve accepted my stunning wit and superiority.

i have red hair and a red gotee, how creative of you

Please, please, stop with the compliments! I’m going to blush!

how long did it take you to come up with that? judging by how much effort you took into talking about me it must have taken you a painful two minutes.

Actually I saw the picture of you and it just kind of rolled off the tongue. Amazing, isn’t it?!

To be quite honest i ran your blog past a couple of people to see what they thought.

So what did your parents think? Oh I hope they like me! Please say they like me!

they ask “why is this guy so butt hurt about mad house?”

Awe, apparently they missed the point as well. I suppose that’s understandable, they spawned you… and you seem to be as bright as a broken light bulb, which would make them dumber than a box of toe-nails. Wait… that wasn’t fair. Poor toe-nails.

and honestly im asking myself that same question.

Ok, I want you to imagine a dotted line, and 100 feet above that line there is a dot. Think of that dot as you. Now imagine a dot 100 feet below that line, that dot is “the point”. Yeah, that’s the distance you’ve officially missed “the point”.

I cant figure out why some 27 year old guy is having internet arguments with people.

Read the previous articles, I think one of them depicts my massive amount of free time, alcoholism… I think I called myself an attention whore in one of them too. Not too quick on the draw are you cowboy?

I thought the saying was “with age comes knowledge”

I thought the saying was “With age comes disdain for stupidity”… but I’ve been known to be wrong…. rarely.

my friend you prove that too wrong.

How wrong is “too wrong”? Is it wrong like amusing yourself at the expense of other, such as what I am doing? Or wrong like incest… which you are no stranger to I’m sure.

Instead of acting your age you act like a 14 year old girl gossiping becuase you didnt get your way.

Really? The first image of me that comes to your mind is a 14 year old girl? Someone sound the pedophile alarm! Seriously kid, keep my out of your fantasies.

whats next are you going to rag on hip hop because everyone that does it makes more money then you?

I don’t know, are you going to rag on dirt farmers because they make more money than you?

Its sad in this day and age when a 19 year old has to educate a man almost in his 30’s

Heh, we’ll get to that comment at the end of this article, he who destroys the English language.

( if you really are the age it says on your stickam profile, becuase u act a lot younger)

Maybe if I painted my face like a pedophile clown I could be mature too?!

but im going to wrap this up

Sadly, your father didn’t the night of your conception.

so what “viewers” you actually have can read it.

Well that is actually very considerate of you.

From my understanding you have aprox. 4 subscribers, ooooo big popular man huh lol

This actually confused me until I looked at my front page trying to figure out what the hell he was talking about. Apparently I left my test code for the Google toolbar thing still running. Your sources suck again! ( This is becoming a trend )… I actually have 3 people that read the site! So there!

have a good day

Always do, thank you! Very kind.

10 Gauge A.K.A DJ_MaD_HoUsE

Translation: Slugger A.K.A. Incestuous Pedophile Clown.

P.S. you are absolutely right suicide is popular around this time of year.. thats why i fully support you on giving it a try.. without you the world can prosper.

Please, me? Commit suicide? I love myself far too much for that.

MMFWCL TO THE JUGGALO NATION

Oh yeah?! I can to that too! UHFWEIFEWIBFBEWG TO THE CLONE ARMIES!

So I responded to that whole tirade with I will get back to it later after I decipher half of what the hell he typed… his response?

well if you need to decypher it when i used correct english for the most part maybe your the one who needs to brush up on your english/grammar… I didnt mean to confuse you, But i do understand you need to take a second to answer it… take your time.

Some of you old timers know whats coming… don’t ya.

DJ Pedophile Gets Graded!

Oh and yes DJ, I realize my punctuation and grammar are just as bad… the difference is.

…I’m better than you, thus, I’m always right.

Get used to it.