I receive a good amount of comments between FaceBook, Google+, Voice Mail, etc.  Most of them are a simple “fuck you” and really aren’t worth bringing to light.  Once in a while though someone will decide to write me a novel for a response that just can’t be ignored, especially when the level of psychosis is this high.  Seriously, this kid seems to think “The Matrix” was a true story, and that he is “Neo”, and that I am “Agent Smith”… it’s kind of cute in its own way.  Scary… but cute.  So let’s just jump right in to Mr Lafonda’s response to “That’s Racist!” shall we?  I am going to go ahead and rip this apart to mainly just his responses, to read the full comment in its simian written confusion go here.

 

Part  1 Analyzing the Suspected White Supremacist Agent Smith by Mr.Anderson

I love it, keep it up. This is the typical reasoning of a….you guessed it, Racist! The statement about me wishing I was living in Africa has absolutely nothing to do with the belief that “Africa is more civilized than America.” I could have easily said something like, say, ” I wish I was in Italy right now, clock is ticking for U.S. Citizens.” It wouldn’t have mattered. And If I would’ve written that instead, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t have pulled this implication out of your ass. “The clock is ticking for U.S. citizens” was reference to the forthcoming police state that will happen as a result of OWS. –

Oh lord, there it is… why didn’t I see it before.  He’s a #OWS sympathizer… who would have imagined that an uneducated conspiracy humping kid from the ghetto would want the government to give him free shit.  What a shocker!  This kid has been hitting the cool-aid harder than his Father his Mother.  Just remember Lafonda, Daddy drinks because you’re a douche bag.

Extras:

  • Agent Smith tries to compare a continent comprised of 53 countries to 1 country.
  • Agent Smith probably believes America is only inhabited by whites and Africa by uncivilized blacks.
  • Agent Smith gets offended when a black person speaks positively about Africa. As a result, he writes post like post 1A and 1B.

I still can’t get over the Agent Smith thing… heh.  There are a lot of assumptions in there, Lafonda.  Stick to being a statistic kid, sarcasm doesn’t seem to be a brilliant color for you.  Though let’s look at some statistics here shall we?

Intentional Homicides committed per 100,000 (population) in 2010;

  • Southern Africa – 32
  • West and Central Africa – 19
  • East Africa – 23
  • North Africa – 6

Hrm, so total for each 100,000 persons for Africa being…  80.  Well it wouldn’t be far if I didn’t compare that to North America would it?  What is our shockingly high number per 100,000 persons?  Yep, 4.7.  Pretty much speaks for itself.  Feel free to keep being positive about your cesspool country though… the road to uselessness is paved with good thoughts and glitter… or something.  Not really sure where I was going with that to be honest.

1B) I give it no more than a week before you’re murdered or die of dysentery, either way the world will be much better off without you.

This statement tells me one, you’ve never been to Africa. Two, you’ve never been to Africa. And three, you should unsubscribe to National Geographic before your redneck I.Q. drops another 2-3 points.

Your response tells me that;

  1. Your memory sucks considering you repeated the same sentence twice.  Quit hitting the bong kiddo.
  2. You’re correct; I’ve never been to a third world country.  Wait, does Mexico count?
  3. You clearly haven’t seen the third world porn in National Geographic… emaciated bitches get me going like Charlie Sheen on a cocaine bender.
  4. You didn’t look up how horrible the murder rate in your favorite little third world is.
  5. You didn’t research the fact that over 800,000 die a year in Africa… from what you ask?  Oh!  Dysentery.  Who knew?!  Oh wait, I did… that’s right.

Warning, this moron wrote a book as a comment, if you’re as bored with reading this as I currently am with writing it let me spoil the ending for you… Lafonda is a walking, talking, coat-hanger abortion of a human being of which the most intelligent part of him ran down the thigh of whatever back ally creature popped him out.

Part 2 Analyzing the Suspected White Supremacist Agent Smith by Mr.Anderson

Pseudo-intellectuals run rampant online these days.

*sigh* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack

“targets of a DoS attack may vary, it generally consists of the concerted efforts of a person, or multiple people to prevent an Internet site or service from functioning efficiently or at all, temporarily or indefinitely”

When I saw this response I lost my shit laughing for a good 10 minutes.  Co-worker of mine actually asked me if he was trolling me… which I’m still not sure to be honest.  I think somewhere along the line he lost my sarcasm and decided to “school” me in network security/vulnerability development… it’s cute that he went to Wikipedia for the answer though.  Though Lafonda… let me help you so that you don’t make yourself look like an idiot in the future.  What anonymous has done in the past is not “DoS”, it is a distributed attack, or DDoS, which yes, is different… neither of which are “hacking”.  Their greater feats have actually involved system penetration resulting in the public release of personal and sometimes even classified documents.  Though you’re a little behind on the times on their amusing threats, they are going after Fox now… guess the packet princesses couldn’t take down the banks.

Part 3 Analyzing the Suspected White Supremacist Agent Smith by Mr.Anderson

Read up.

http://mindcontrolblackassassins.wordpress.com/2011/08/20/withering-on-the-vines-black-children-murdered-framed-adducted-and-sacrificed-to-lucifer/

I’m going to respond to this with the paragraph that spawned this… as I really loathe repeating myself in a different manner just to get a simplistic point across..

“Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick now this one goes way down the rabbit hole of how psychotic a person can be. Sadly this post was a link to another site that apparently caters to the ill prepared mind… they’re breeding people, get your tin foil hats.


There’s a few more including one that outlines how the CIA is controlling our minds with celebrities and music, so on, so forth. The sad part is that shit like this has a following… I mean I will be the first to agree that our government lies to us constantly, but to think that the US government is intelligent enough to even achieve such a feat basis your grasp of reality so far outside the bounds of “sane” that I’d rather hang out with Al Gore. Hell one quick run over his “interests” and you can get a good picture painted about how warped this kid really is”

Part 3 Analyzing the Suspected White Supremacist Agent Smith by Mr.Anderson

Stop being homo, my initial was comment was as follows: White racist love videos like these.

This wasn’t an argument of any kind.

Extras:

  • Interesting, Mr.Pedo has a problem with another mans hairstyle.
  • The picture was taken about 4-5 years ago.

Go figure… he can’t count to 4, this is me being shocked… or something.  Anyways, does anyone else have to bask in the irony that he is calling me “racist” while making homophobic remarks?  What’s the matter Lafonda, still too far in the closet and not finding those presents?  I love how he defends the picture of the goofy ass “W” shaved in to his head by saying “THAT WAS TAKEN YEARS AGO!” yet still uses it as his default FaceBook picture.  Me’thinks it was taken weeks ago… but nice try on attempting to cover up your “Kid’n’Play” fashion sense kiddo.  Maybe Chris/Cross will make you read a book instead of jump in the future.

I forgot I am suppose to be telling you all what the hell I listen to while making fools of those that do a perfectly good job of it themselves, so;

Flesh Field – Voice of Dissent

Oh, and just for good measure… honkeyniggerkikespicwoptexan.