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Due to a lack of time and inclination I haven’t been able to make any updates… also the site got suspended for a minute, don’t ask. Anywho, while I currently have nothing / no-one to bitch about in particular especially since the whole occupy “movement” died out just as fast as I expected it to, I figure while sitting here at the office I would write a list of random things that drive me bat shit insane;
- People that block traffic to back in to parking spaces. “It’s so I can save time when leaving!” Really? Does it save you time when I break my foot off in your ass for wasting the rest of our time to back in your precious piece of shit car that my taxes more than likely bought the rims for?
- People that block traffic waiting to get a parking spot next to a store to avoid walking their fat asses an extra 20 feet. Would it kill you to get a little exercise? No? Damn.
- People that complain when FaceBook makes a change to their site. Firstly, it’s a free service being provided to you, it is not YOUR FaceBook profile, it’s theirs. Secondly, if a change to your FaceBook profile/feed is THAT FUCKING important you need to take a step away from the computer, re-up your medication, and light yourself on fire. Don’t forget to YouTube that last part.
- Old people.
- Children.
- Old people with children.
- People that are completely incapable of making decisions based off logic, then blaming the EVERYONE but themselves for their failed life. ( Example: People with art degrees. )
- Anonymous.
- People that take Anonymous seriously.
- Goth girls that refer to themselves as “Models” when in reality they are whores.
- Men that refer to themselves as “Fetish Photographers” when in reality they are perverts that can’t get laid.
- Anyone that calls me “Lucid” outside of the internet.
- Anyone that thinks “Sean” is pronounced “Seen”.
- Canadians.
Now off to find some “highly intelligent” and “well read” Juggalo to irritate for my own amusement… possibly yours, but the former is the most important.
