I love the world some times ( rarely ), especially when it pulls me out of a lull of the literary genius that I happen to be. That’s right, I’m a genius, it’s a matter of fact and it would behoove the likes of you to accept it, and bask on the awesome alcohol driven glow that is me… I swear, it’s not vodka sweat. Well…. Maybe a little. Anyways, onward to mediocrity!

It seems that as the days grow on and I step closer and closer to liver failure and a shallow grave, people are becoming more and more sensitive to situations that not only don’t exist, but or are psychotically off the wall they are a stone’s throw from wearing foil on their head and screaming something about “thought stealing head lice” on the corner of “Methadone Street” in “Crack Head City” USA. ( Yay run on sentences! ) In this case the sensitivity would be base around racismsexismwhitesupremecyhomophobiatittesTittiesTITTIES! Wait… lost my point there at the end didn’t I? Shit, I think that makes me Sexist. Ah well, I do love the boobs… anywho. Let’s meet “Strigiform”

“Strigiform” is a puppet account ( coward ) used to hide the actual person posting mindless nonsense about industrial bands that is self described as a “queer, gender variant, female, mad, anti-authoritarian, vegan, person of european dissent looking to combat white supremacy, INFJ, hermit with the tendency to go out dancing, who obsesses over theory far too much.” For those of you that didn’t quite follow some of those fancy schmancy self classifications let me catch you up to speed;

  • Gender Variant: A person that has made the decision to not identify themselves with any typical or expected gender characteristics… ( notice how she feels the necessity to call herself “female” regardless. ) Ex: She’s a lonely bull dike that’s overweight and pissed at the world.
  • Anti-Authoritarian: It’s a nice way to say “Anarchist” whilst attempting to also sound intelligent. Translation; this person is unemployed, doesn’t contribute anything to society, and most likely has been spending their time at “Occupy Protests”.
  • INFJ: It refers to her personality, it means she searched Google with the phrase; “MBTI assessment” and took a 60 second quiz. Viola! Problem with personality tests, there is never the appropriate answer; “You have no personality.”

Everything else should be pretty self explanatory, if not I’d like to introduce you to my special little friend called “flame thrower”. As you can tell we are dealing with your every day, run of the mill, holier than thou vegan activist… a rebel without a clue, the type that smashes a bottle of organic milk against a brick wall whilst screaming “ANARCHY IN THE WHATEVER SMALL BACKWATER TOWN I COME FROM!” Eh, at least she’s a not a Juggalo, gotta give her that small credit at least.

So this begs the question, why am I spending so much time targeting such an insignificant creature? Well, I shall tell you, my dearies. I arrived to my desk this morning to perform my usual tasks of checking Face Book, drinking coffee, and contemplating why in the holy sphincter of hell I decided to choose software engineer as my career path when I notice a post from Mr. Daniel Graves of Aesthetic Perfection titled “Wait. Hold the phone everyone. Turns out I’m racist… oh, and misogynistic.” with a link pointing to a BlogSpot ( BlogSpot being a host for people too unintelligent, poor, or lazy to run their own servers ) post entitled “Blackfacing isn’t cool or edgy. It’s just racist.”

Well shit, as a great deal of you my love for all things Aesthetic Perfection this was enough to entice me, so away I clicked! What did I find you ask? Quite possibly one of the most schizophrenic rants I have had the displeasure to waste 10 minutes of my time reading. I mean, yeah, I write some seriously pointless shit for the amusement of nothing but my own twisted little brain, but this takes the idea of “reaching” to a level that makes Scientology seem perfectly logical. APPARENTLY! Mr. Daniel Graves painting himself up in pure black body paint, and a woman up in pure white for his latest music video makes him racist. I’m serious when I say “pure” by the way, as in black black, not African American brown…ish, whatever. This lends me to wonder if this back water closet racist ( Strigiform ) has ever actually seen someone of African American decent before.

Now I know that I usually go on to make comments on peoples entire rants and profiles to provide adequate justification for my alcohol driven stupidity, but if I were to do that in this case we would be here for quite some time… and I am already losing interest in this mouth breather, also it would seem that most of you have the attention span of a gnat. SO! I have decided to take a few little snippets here and there that I found particularly interesting;

“Now, I want to give graves the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps due to his white privilege he has never had to think about how painting his skin to be dark and showing aggressiveness to a white woman on screen would be reminiscent of a historically malevolent past of white supremacist violence against black people, specifically black men in this instance. White people, like myself, have the privilege of ignoring racism whenever they want as white supremacy teaches them to do so.”

Firstly, no you don’t, you want to dissect a piece of artwork inspired by someone for reasons that you, nor I could ever possibly comprehend because you failed to ASK him the meaning behind the video. That would make you ignorant. White privilege? Clearly, you don’t live anywhere near a major metropolitan city, you, dear, are the reason racism exists. Did you intentionally miss the parts where the “white” female was aggressive towards him? Or was that something you conveniently ignored in an attempt to solidify your point… which I am still not sure if you even have a point… Also, you have the ability to ignore racism because white supremacy has taught you to do so? Huh, that’s funny, I suppose I could be considered “white”, and I don’t think I have ever listened to the suggestions of white supremacists. I guess that would be the privilage of not being a redneck… wait… wait a second…

The more I read this I notice she keeps repeating “White Privilege”, “White Supremacy”, holy shit, it’s reverse psychology. She opens up about how bad racism is, but then goes on to justify her own dismissal of racism by saying “It’s what I was taught so it’s OK.” You clever girl you, you almost had me going there. Well Strigiform, I can’t say that I agree with your plot to weed out what you view as a threat to your “Master Race”, but this is America and as long as you keep your violence against African Americans and women in the form of your blog, I suppose it’s your right. You’re still a sickening Neo Nazi though.