Relationships are an arduous and difficult journey that takes a rocket scientist to understand let alone deal with. Wait, never mind, no they aren’t… you’re just too fucking stupid to make decisions that could be considered mildly intelligent. ( Yes as I write this I am being 100% hypocritical as I am guilty of just about every major point that follows, the difference is, I’m awesome, you’re not… so it’s ok. ) So allow me to present “Lucid’s slightly less than sober cliffs notes on how to not be a door knob humping retard in your love life”. ( Working Title… of course. )  Continue Reading…