Sloshed In Translation

When choosing a target for sloshed, a few important factors need to be taken in to consideration. Will they respond to it, is there grasp of common logic that of a retard humping a door knob, and will their friends ( if any ) also jump on the band wagon to “retaliate” against said posting. Sometimes it works out, other times it just fizzles out… but some times even I get thrown a curve ball I didn’t expect. In this case I got a reaction from someone I couldn’t possibly fathom existed; Joyce’s “boyfriend”. Now I use the quotes because I’m not entirely convinced Joyce even has a boyfriend… considering that I was horrified that someone had the stomach to give her a child… I mean, beer goggles can produce a little trailer trash carbon copy of yourself, but to actually be able to tolerate such bridge trollish looks to form a relationship? That’s quite a fucking thing there. Continue Reading…

Sometimes it takes long drawn out posts to get people spinning… other times it takes me making a racial remark… because in the end we all know;  “ur stupid”.  ( Don’t mind the odd formatting in some of those responses, MyYearBook.Com’s developers are apparently still in high school. )

You know, it’s a bit sad that the Juggalo thing got a bit stale as I have list of possible targets to play with… but if I am to continue entertaining you all, gotta keep the content fresh!  So after a bit of searching through Vampire Freaks and Stickam I finally happened upon a pathetic soul that was good enough for me to play with.  ( You people really don’t understand how difficult this really is, literally, it took me 2 hours just to find you one target… and I don’t even ask for donations! ) Continue Reading…

Don’t like being called inbred pedophiles.

…who knew?

Work and life have me a bit out of free time at the moment, so I would just like to say the following;

• You notice the site never got “hacked”.
• I’ve recieved no calls from e-lawyers.
• The juggalos finally got a clue it seems… which amazes me.
• Fuck Georgia weather.
• And the following TV advertisement screams; “Need practice giving hand jobs?!  WE HAVE A SOLUTION!”

I have an article in the makings about feminism and World of Warcraft.

…I might make an example of some of the comments I’ve recieved over the last month… depending on how interested I am when I decided to do so.

That is all.

Yeah yeah, better late than never.  Though technically speaking, the passing of 396 days equating to “a new year” is a slightly flawed idea to begin with as time ( in a philosophical sense ) started the day you ( personally ) were born.   Ah yes, New Years, a magical time of year for people to lie to themselves promising grand ideas they never seem to follow through… The whole resolution idea hasn’t ever made too much sense to me.  “I treated my body like shit all year! But this is a new year!  I’ll do better this time!”  Yeah, that’s sane.  Here’s an idea;  Did you live through last year?  Well, I’d say that’s a pretty damn good accomplishment, why not try to repeat that?  ( Or don’t, the lot of humanity annoys me to begin with so one less knuckle dragging ass-fuck will only improve my chances of avoiding homicide this year )… anyways.   Happy New Year.  Nothing will change here… well, some things will… as I just figured something out this evening! Continue Reading…

Methamphetamines

As most of you know, when someone leaves a comment so long that it in it of itself could be considered an article, I like to take the time to give it the proper attention it deserves. Seeing that said person is obviously deprived of attention at home, it just wouldn’t be right of me to not give him a little bit of myself!

To catch you up, last night I wrote a story about a angry little ginger. Naturally, he had more than a few things to say about that via comments. Now, he left said comment last night, yes, I could have responded to it then but I had a purpose with waiting until now which I will explain later in this article. So let’s get to it, shall we?

[ For those of you that wish to pull the “too long didn't read card, he's an idiot and here's the punch line ]

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I small portion of my faith in humanity has officially been restored.

Well I think I’ve had enough fun with the juggalos for a bit, lets move on to something a bit more delusional shall we? Let’s see here, whats more delusional than white kids pretending to be African American… hrmmm… OH! Twilight Fans! Let’s face it, there has never been a more amusing time in American media based around the ages 12-19 than now. Every Emo kid on the planet these days has delusions of grandeur regarding being a sparkling “vegetarian” vampires that sparkle brighter than the jazziest hands known to mankind. Continue Reading…