-Finish a book and/or story
-Less things that are bad for my health (mostly because of the financial burden, admittedly)
Now, for some 2009/00s-wrap-up-crapola.
Work and life have me a bit out of free time at the moment, so I would just like to say the following;
I have an article in the makings about feminism and World of Warcraft.
…I might make an example of some of the comments I’ve recieved over the last month… depending on how interested I am when I decided to do so.
That is all.
Well I was going to continue playing with Jared but in all honesty this has become a bit stale. It’s basically turned in to a back and forth of me writing, him calling me sir and trying to convince me how much he doesn’t care. Also threatening to sue me… which, well, he can’t. Damn that whole information obtained within the limitations of public domain… As most of my rantings are, this entire thing has been a satire ( Don’t get me wrong, I think the moral majority of those that claim “Juggalo” are completely worthless… like asshole on elbow worthless ), but like all satires do, this one has run its course. Which sucks of course, because now I have to find a new group of targets to play with. Awe, sad face. Continue Reading…
The best part of waking up, is trailer trash in your… err… voice mail. Being that I’m at the office right now, not really going to comment much further than;
….Jesus Christ I need some coffee… way too early for this shit.
When I started the previous weeks games with the “I’m so thug my Mom buys my socks for me” kids there was one that has been piping up in their cute little chat room acting “Hard”. The problem I had with playing with him is that he’s 15 years old… and generally speaking I *TRY* to leave the pre-pubescent alone. So in this case you are going to notice I go just a LITTLE bit easier on the child… Don’t want to over-step legal boundaries, so on, so forth. Continue Reading…
Yeah yeah, better late than never. Though technically speaking, the passing of 396 days equating to “a new year” is a slightly flawed idea to begin with as time ( in a philosophical sense ) started the day you ( personally ) were born. Ah yes, New Years, a magical time of year for people to lie to themselves promising grand ideas they never seem to follow through… The whole resolution idea hasn’t ever made too much sense to me. “I treated my body like shit all year! But this is a new year! I’ll do better this time!” Yeah, that’s sane. Here’s an idea; Did you live through last year? Well, I’d say that’s a pretty damn good accomplishment, why not try to repeat that? ( Or don’t, the lot of humanity annoys me to begin with so one less knuckle dragging ass-fuck will only improve my chances of avoiding homicide this year )… anyways. Happy New Year. Nothing will change here… well, some things will… as I just figured something out this evening! Continue Reading…
As per your request for submissions to Sloshed, I wanted to include the attached photo of two of the biggest douchiest douchebags I’ve ever met…
GODSPEED!!!!
Your argument is invalid….
Mmmmm… Kabobs…
As most of you know, when someone leaves a comment so long that it in it of itself could be considered an article, I like to take the time to give it the proper attention it deserves. Seeing that said person is obviously deprived of attention at home, it just wouldn’t be right of me to not give him a little bit of myself!
To catch you up, last night I wrote a story about a angry little ginger. Naturally, he had more than a few things to say about that via comments. Now, he left said comment last night, yes, I could have responded to it then but I had a purpose with waiting until now which I will explain later in this article. So let’s get to it, shall we?
[ For those of you that wish to pull the “too long didn't read card, he's an idiot and here's the punch line ]
My websites have always existed for simply one purpose, my own amusement… but as social networks spread like the internet equivalent of herpes it’s becoming more and more difficult to track down every single would-be coat-hanger abortion to… “play” with. Now I know for a fact a lot of you out there have vendettas against other idiots you’ve met in this vast waste of technology we call “teh intarwebz”… why not point me in their direction?
Now you have to understand, I’m not just going to rip ANYONE apart, there has to be some viable reason for it. I don’t care if your ex-boyfriend cheated on you with three Thai hookers, that’s not interesting to me. I need substance, meat… as it where. Stupid pictures, idiotic profiles, hilarious chat logs, things like that… garbage I can comment on and add my own little flavor to.
Have someone you think fits the bill? Do YOU fit the bill? Let me know by sending the information to any of the following places;
[ Phone: (404) 939-7635 ] [ AIM: uidLucid ] [ Lucid@SloshedInTranslation.Com ]
( And yes, I will keep the source that sent it to me completely anonymous… unless otherwise specified )
Angry Bob ( as Vinny has so lovingly named him ) apparently is keeping up to date on the affairs of sloshed! How sweet, first he’s calling me a fag and inviting me to his room for the snuggles, now hes right out stalking me. I feel so loved.
At any rate, he called back! I, of course for your listening pleasure have decided include not only for listening pleasure, but for your visual pleasure his voice mail, AND a recording of us all enjoying the ballade of Angry Bob. ( Sorry for shitty quality, the camera is dead. )
( Video brought to you by: Myself, Girl Infected, Vinny, Dystroy, Ecstasis, and Nicole )
( P.S. We still have no idea who you are big guy. )
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