Mr.Z runs a “blog” ( I used the quotations because I honestly believe free hosting should be abolished from the internet due to the overwhelming amount of pointless information that spews from them… honestly there are more liberal morons with blog spot accounts than tentacle porn posts on 4chan. ) which seems to be based around the following topics;

• He hates video games.
• He gets banned from forums for breaking the rules.
• He is more intelligent than everyone else.
• He masturbates to photos of livestock.

Ok, well, I may have just assumed that last one, but I’m fairly sure I’m not too far off base with it.  Let’s take a look at this literary genius in his most recent post:  “I am so tired of getting banned from websites for speaking my mind.”

What ever happened to freedom of speech? Does that count for anything any more? I am probably the most intelligent guy I know and when I speak about certain games like how much AION sucks ass, the game companies want to ban me from the website because I am speaking my mind. Same way with politics. I speak my mind on how much Barack Obama is a terrible president and all of a sudden I am a troll.

Awe look, baby boy thinks that he has rights!  Let’s guess the age here shall we?  Hrm, let’s see here, demands “freedom of speech” while on the internet, is obviously illiterate and doesn’t understand the idea of EULA’s, apparently thinks NCSoft can hear him whine about their game over the sound of “cha-ching”… so on, so forth.  I’m going to saaaaayy… no older than 17.  More than likely has no job, has no plans of leaving his parents house, and has every episode of Battle Star Galactica memorized.  If you need a mental image, think of the comic book store owner from The Simpsons.  Sidely, no kid, you aren’t a troll, you’re a douche-nozzle.

Well no more, I am going to the streets to protest, I am marching on Washington, marching to gamestop what ever I NEED to do to get attention from these websites banning people that speak their minds intelligently and legitly. Some times I think they are racist as well, banning me because of my race.

Anyone else have an amusing mental image of a little white kid sporting a “Rogues Do It From Behind” ala World of Warcraft T-Shirt picketing your local GameStop holding up a sign that says “Fat Kids Deserve Rights Too!”?  Come on kid, this has to be satire, I really hope this is satire and I am just missing the joke by a mile… if it’s not… I truly have lost all faith in finding an intelligent human being in online games.  By the way, racism requires that they are discriminating you because of your lineage, not your actions.   Forums banning you because you’re an idiot… it’s bigotry…

He goes on to say that far less intelligent than him are shunned as well, which made me chuckle a bit as well, let’s put this to scale of intelligence here shall we?  We have ( Higher Intelligence to Lower… of course );

• My Pubic Hair.
• A Rock.
• Al Gore.
• Mr. Z.

I really shudder to think what is below him on the scale of mental retardation.

You have been issued a temporary ban by one of our moderators.

Category: Trolling
Span: 09/12/2008 – 09/18/2008 23:59:59 [7 days]
Reason: Posting excessive negative comments or baiting others to respond in a negative manner is considered trolling on the MMORPG.com forums.

This temporary ban was generated from the following post on our discussion forum:

Thread: Warhammer is a clone of WoW
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————————————————Guess I’m not a “real troll”.  

As for those that “dont have the time” to speak intelligently, people like me “dont have the time” to extinguish their flaming corpse with our urine.