Feb
1

Lucid’s slightly less than sober cliffs notes on how to not be a door knob humping retard in your love life – Chapter One

Relationships are an arduous and difficult journey that takes a rocket scientist to understand let alone deal with. Wait, never mind, no they aren’t… you’re just too fucking stupid to make decisions that could be considered mildly intelligent. ( Yes as I write this I am being 100% hypocritical as I am guilty of just about every major point that follows, the difference is, I’m awesome, you’re not… so it’s ok. ) So allow me to present “Lucid’s slightly less than sober cliffs notes on how to not be a door knob humping retard in your love life”. ( Working Title… of course. )  Continue Reading…

Feb
2

Angry Tranny is Angry

In the same vein of my last post this morning, the predictability of human stupidity has once again reared its grade school dropout head.  This of course being Strigiform, the overly sensitive vegan tranny anarchist.  In an attempt to not bore you with the details please refer to the recent article I wrote about her inane ramblings about racism, sexism, and other derptitudes that have passed so far into insignificance I care not to bother bringing up… again.  Mail Call Bitches! Continue Reading…

Feb
2

The more you know.

The formula for annoyance is fairly simple when you really take a step back and look at it… it just depends on your “mark”.  Considering the internet is over flowing with vapid non-factors you can essentially throw a stone in any direction and smack crowds of easily angered and equally unintelligent people.  For the purpose of putting “how I find my marks” in simple terms; Continue Reading…

Jan