Sloshed In Translation

Honestly, are you people even trying anymore?

Sometimes it takes long drawn out posts to get people spinning… other times it takes me making a racial remark… because in the end we all know;  “ur stupid”.  ( Don’t mind the odd formatting in some of those responses, MyYearBook.Com’s developers are apparently still in high school. )

You know, it’s a bit sad that the Juggalo thing got a bit stale as I have list of possible targets to play with… but if I am to continue entertaining you all, gotta keep the content fresh!  So after a bit of searching through Vampire Freaks and Stickam I finally happened upon a pathetic soul that was good enough for me to play with.  ( You people really don’t understand how difficult this really is, literally, it took me 2 hours just to find you one target… and I don’t even ask for donations! ) Continue Reading…

Work and life have me a bit out of free time at the moment, so I would just like to say the following;

• You notice the site never got “hacked”.
• I’ve recieved no calls from e-lawyers.
• The juggalos finally got a clue it seems… which amazes me.
• Fuck Georgia weather.
• And the following TV advertisement screams; “Need practice giving hand jobs?!  WE HAVE A SOLUTION!”

I have an article in the makings about feminism and World of Warcraft.

…I might make an example of some of the comments I’ve recieved over the last month… depending on how interested I am when I decided to do so.

That is all.

 Well I was going to continue playing with Jared but in all honesty this has become a bit stale. It’s basically turned in to a back and forth of me writing, him calling me sir and trying to convince me how much he doesn’t care. Also threatening to sue me… which, well, he can’t. Damn that whole information obtained within the limitations of public domain… As most of my rantings are, this entire thing has been a satire ( Don’t get me wrong, I think the moral majority of those that claim “Juggalo” are completely worthless… like asshole on elbow worthless ), but like all satires do, this one has run its course. Which sucks of course, because now I have to find a new group of targets to play with. Awe, sad face.  Continue Reading…

When I started the previous weeks games with the “I’m so thug my Mom buys my socks for me” kids there was one that has been piping up in their cute little chat room acting “Hard”.  The problem I had with playing with him is that he’s 15 years old… and generally speaking I *TRY* to leave the pre-pubescent alone.  So in this case you are going to notice I go just a LITTLE bit easier on the child…  Don’t want to over-step legal boundaries, so on, so forth. Continue Reading…

Yeah yeah, better late than never.  Though technically speaking, the passing of 396 days equating to “a new year” is a slightly flawed idea to begin with as time ( in a philosophical sense ) started the day you ( personally ) were born.   Ah yes, New Years, a magical time of year for people to lie to themselves promising grand ideas they never seem to follow through… The whole resolution idea hasn’t ever made too much sense to me.  “I treated my body like shit all year! But this is a new year!  I’ll do better this time!”  Yeah, that’s sane.  Here’s an idea;  Did you live through last year?  Well, I’d say that’s a pretty damn good accomplishment, why not try to repeat that?  ( Or don’t, the lot of humanity annoys me to begin with so one less knuckle dragging ass-fuck will only improve my chances of avoiding homicide this year )… anyways.   Happy New Year.  Nothing will change here… well, some things will… as I just figured something out this evening! Continue Reading…

As most of you know, when someone leaves a comment so long that it in it of itself could be considered an article, I like to take the time to give it the proper attention it deserves. Seeing that said person is obviously deprived of attention at home, it just wouldn’t be right of me to not give him a little bit of myself!

To catch you up, last night I wrote a story about a angry little ginger. Naturally, he had more than a few things to say about that via comments. Now, he left said comment last night, yes, I could have responded to it then but I had a purpose with waiting until now which I will explain later in this article. So let’s get to it, shall we?

[ For those of you that wish to pull the “too long didn't read card, he's an idiot and here's the punch line ]

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My websites have always existed for simply one purpose, my own amusement… but as social networks spread like the internet equivalent of herpes it’s becoming more and more difficult to track down every single would-be coat-hanger abortion to… “play” with.  Now I know for a fact a lot of you out there have vendettas against other idiots you’ve met in this vast waste of technology we call “teh intarwebz”… why not point me in their direction?

Now you have to understand, I’m not just going to rip ANYONE apart, there has to be some viable reason for it.  I don’t care if your ex-boyfriend cheated on you with three Thai hookers, that’s not interesting to me.  I need substance, meat… as it where.  Stupid pictures, idiotic profiles, hilarious chat logs, things like that… garbage I can comment on and add my own little flavor to.

Have someone you think fits the bill? Do YOU fit the bill?  Let me know by sending the information to any of the following places;

[ Phone: (404) 939-7635 ] [ AIM: uidLucid ] [ Lucid@SloshedInTranslation.Com ]

( And yes, I will keep the source that sent it to me completely anonymous… unless otherwise specified )

Well I think I’ve had enough fun with the juggalos for a bit, lets move on to something a bit more delusional shall we? Let’s see here, whats more delusional than white kids pretending to be African American… hrmmm… OH! Twilight Fans! Let’s face it, there has never been a more amusing time in American media based around the ages 12-19 than now. Every Emo kid on the planet these days has delusions of grandeur regarding being a sparkling “vegetarian” vampires that sparkle brighter than the jazziest hands known to mankind. Continue Reading…