Sloshed In Translation

When I started the previous weeks games with the “I’m so thug my Mom buys my socks for me” kids there was one that has been piping up in their cute little chat room acting “Hard”.  The problem I had with playing with him is that he’s 15 years old… and generally speaking I *TRY* to leave the pre-pubescent alone.  So in this case you are going to notice I go just a LITTLE bit easier on the child…  Don’t want to over-step legal boundaries, so on, so forth. Continue Reading…

Yeah yeah, better late than never.  Though technically speaking, the passing of 396 days equating to “a new year” is a slightly flawed idea to begin with as time ( in a philosophical sense ) started the day you ( personally ) were born.   Ah yes, New Years, a magical time of year for people to lie to themselves promising grand ideas they never seem to follow through… The whole resolution idea hasn’t ever made too much sense to me.  “I treated my body like shit all year! But this is a new year!  I’ll do better this time!”  Yeah, that’s sane.  Here’s an idea;  Did you live through last year?  Well, I’d say that’s a pretty damn good accomplishment, why not try to repeat that?  ( Or don’t, the lot of humanity annoys me to begin with so one less knuckle dragging ass-fuck will only improve my chances of avoiding homicide this year )… anyways.   Happy New Year.  Nothing will change here… well, some things will… as I just figured something out this evening! Continue Reading…

Methamphetamines

I small portion of my faith in humanity has officially been restored.

Seeing as I decided to finally stop taking my site… blog… whatever so seriously these days, I feel a lot better about not updating it until I really want to, or find inspiration as the case may be. On that note I came up with an idea while driving home from work today. There I was minding my own business, driving as I always do ( which may have been a tad faster than I should have been during rush hour Atlanta traffic ( read: 6 miles an hour ) ) when someone who was apparently in a dick hard hurry to hurry up and wait behind the car in front of me decided it was an intelligent idea to essentially force me on to the side of the road…. Continue Reading…

While Halloween has already passed, I can’t help but to think back to some of the parties I attended and shudder at the shear idiocy of some individuals.  While that last statement doesn’t include all people who like to get all dressed up for the occasion, sadly, it does cover the moral majority.  So, in my infinite wisdom I have decided to help you all with some late, although important suggestions for next year’s Halloween… hey, it just might save you from looking like a complete idiot. Continue Reading…